First of all, what has gone wrong in my life that people are finding my journal by searching for “girls drinking pee”?

Went to the gym this morning with Meg, then to Meg’s house to shower and change, and across the street to a birthday party. The party was lovely, full of good food, good drink, and nice people. I forget, sometimes, how many expats in this city I don’t know. A nice sense of potential. I was invited to a poker night on Wednesday, which I plan to attend.

Just to make the google hits worse, I attended the party sans underwear. See, I forgot to pack additional underwear for after the gym. Which meant that after I showered at Meg’s house, I had only a pair of sweaty underpants (oh lord, another google hit) and a sports bra. The sports bra did not work with my shirt at all, so I tried the shirt with no bra. The boobs looked a bit low-slung, but Meg promised they didn't seem overly unsupported.

And as long as I was braless, I figured why mess with used underwear. So off I went to the luncheon full commando.

In other vaguely racy news, I have decided that I need to start brushing my teeth topless. I had to try about eleven different outfits for the St. Patrick’s Day party last night. Nearly all of my favorite shirts were spotted with bleach spots from toothpaste. I suspect it’s due to the sonic effects of my fancy sonicare toothbrush. It causes spray. The spray wrecks my clothes. Ergo, topless oral hygiene.

I suspect Kir will be pleased…

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